Season 3

Complete listed story — includes the ending

1. Start Spreading the News

BoJack, Todd, and Ana Spanakopita go on tour in New York City, where he meets playwright Jill Pill, who asks him to check on an associate of theirs named "Cuddlywhiskers". J.D. Salinger ends his game show, leaving Mr. Peanutbutter without a job, and he returns to pitching costly, nonsensical business ideas. BoJack almost has sex with a reporter against Ana's wishes and becomes uncomfortable, vaguely alluding to the incident in New Mexico and admitting his role in Secretariat is fake, which the reporter records. Ana learns of this and takes care of it, and after Secretariat screens to positive reviews, BoJack promises the audience that they are seeing the real him in the role.

2. The BoJack Horseman Show

In 2007, BoJack is dating Princess Carolyn, the secretary to his agent who later takes his job when he quits, and is refusing to take new roles, unable to move on from the success of Horsin' Around. Todd has his first kiss with his friend Emily and the two date, but he becomes uncomfortable when she posits the idea of having sex and flees her house when her dad comes home. Mr. Peanutbutter's second wife Jessica Biel leaves him, and he meets Diane while she caters an event he is speaking at. BoJack meets with Jill and Cuddlywhiskers, a hamster screenwriter, who writes a drama series that BoJack plays the lead in, but becomes nervous when the executives compare it to Horsin' Around. He and Cuddlywhiskers give it a nonsense rewrite while high, rename it The BoJack Horseman Show, and premiere it, but it is poorly received and quickly forgotten about.

3. BoJack Kills

Jill asks BoJack to retrieve a love letter from Cuddlywhiskers's house, but he and Diane find an orca stripper dead in his pool. The use of BoJack's name in her last text lead him and Diane to believe he is being framed for murder, but they learn that "BoJack" is actually the name of a brand of heroin being distributed by a former Horsin' Around actor, which the stripper overdosed on. Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter get sprayed by a skunk and end up setting fire to Mr. Peanutbutter's yard while trying to fix it. BoJack and Diane find Cuddlywhiskers in a hut up in Ojai, where he explains that he gave up his material desires after he felt nothing when he won an Oscar and dedicated himself to helping addicts. He advises them to give up everything if they want to be happy, advice which makes them both uncomfortable. Guest starring: Fred Savage as Goober

4. Fish Out of Water

BoJack attends a film festival in the Pacific Ocean, where he cannot understand the native tongue and is forced to wear a helmet that prevents him from speaking. He spots Kelsey Jannings there for her new film and writes a halfhearted apology note for getting her fired, but is swept onto a bus by a school of minnows and taken out of the city before he can deliver it. On the bus, BoJack watches a seahorse give birth and accidentally leave one of his babies behind. BoJack forms a kinship with the infant and tries to return it to its father, a series of hijinks leading them through the deep sea and a taffy factory. He eventually gets it home and turns down the father's offer of money, but is saddened when he realizes he cannot tell which of the children is the one he rescued. He returns to the city to find that Secretariat is a big success. After seeing Kelsey leaving, he writes a heartfelt note about connection and gives it to her, but is horrified to see the ink has dissolved in the water as she leaves in annoyance. A human tells BoJack to get out of the way by pressing a button on his helmet, causing BoJack to realize he could have spoken the whole time while he was underwater. Winner of "Special Distinction for a TV Series" at the Annecy International Animated Film Festival.

5. Love and/or Marriage

Secretariat premieres publicly and is met with overwhelmingly positive reviews. BoJack and Todd celebrate at a hotel, where they bump into Emily, who is there for her best friend's rehearsal dinner. Sensing Emily's attraction to Todd, BoJack sets them up with a room so they can have sex, but Todd is again uncomfortable and leaves Emily alone. BoJack accidentally causes one of the brides to have doubts about her marriage, and he reinvigorates her by talking about his own feelings on love, which depresses him and leads him to have sex with a dejected Emily. Princess Carolyn goes on three dates; she finds the first two unsatisfying, but enjoys her third one with mouse Ralph Stilton. Diane does LSD with a client when he accidentally calls her to hang out with him. Returning home while high, Diane tells Mr. Peanutbutter that she loves him despite his eccentricities, and injures her wrist when she tries to carry him. At the hospital, Diane learns that she is pregnant. Guest Starring: Dave Franco as Alexi Brosefino

6. Brrap Brrap Pew Pew

Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter agree to get an abortion, and she accidentally tweets that she is getting one from pop star Sextina Aquafina's account while talking to BoJack. Princess Carolyn and Sextina embrace it when it gains her popularity and plan to fake an abortion on live television, which Diane is disgusted with until she realizes the music is inspiring young women getting their own abortions. Sextina actually gets pregnant and plans to keep it, and Diane and Princess Carolyn start plotting about how to handle it. BoJack fires Ana when he realizes she is working with all the other actors in talks for Oscar nominations. This arouses Ana, causing her to drop all her other clients and begin a sexual relationship with him. Guest starring: Daniele Gaither as Sextina Aquafina

7. Stop the Presses

BoJack calls a newspaper that keeps delivering to his door despite trying to get it cancelled, and recounts recent events to the representative as she tries to convince him to keep his subscription. Margo Martindale is revealed to have been hiding in the Escape From L.A. and stealing food from his kitchen, and eventually takes the boat to flee from the law. Emily and Todd start a female cab service with women drivers, but BoJack and Emily are visibly uncomfortable around each other, and she eventually leaves without explaining the problem to Todd. While looking at Secretariat ads, BoJack is captivated by a reflective one that reads "YOU ARE SECRETARIAT", but Ana is unable to get the producers to approve it. Curious about her private life, BoJack follows her and finds that she is as lonely as he is, which makes him uncomfortable. The representative advises him to be direct with Ana, and he finishes the call without cancelling the newspaper. He goes to her and firmly asks for the advertisement to be run, which results in a mirror billboard being put up on a highway that only reflects the sky, thus making the ad a flop. Guest starring: Candice Bergen as The Closer

8. Old Acquaintance

Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter go to the Labrador Peninsula to be with his family for the New Year's. Diane believes Mr. Peanutbutter's older brother is expressing distaste for her abortion when he makes several morbid statements about mortality around her. He instead reveals to Mr. Peanutbutter that he actually has a twisted spleen that requires surgery to fix, which worries him. BoJack is contacted by the actor who played his son on Horsin' Around, Bradley Hitler-Smith, who wants to do a sequel series about his character. BoJack is too nervous to directly turn him down, so Ana rudely does it for him. Rutabaga Rabitowitz and Vanessa Gekko, having started their own agency together, compete with Princess Carolyn to land their horse actors in a new David Pincher movie. Princess Carolyn initially gains the upper hand through her past assistant, but they use Kelsey and the fact that Princess Carolyn held her assistant back to win the role, putting Princess Carolyn's agency in jeopardy. BoJack loses his chance to reconnect with Kelsey when Princess Carolyn tries to price him higher than Kelsey can afford. Guest starring: "Weird Al" Yankovic as Captain Peanutbutter

9. Best Thing That Ever Happened

BoJack has dinner with Princess Carolyn at the restaurant he owns, where he fires her for her inability to handle Bradley and Kelsey. The head waiter mistakes this for him being fired and gets almost the entire staff to quit, and BoJack and Princess Carolyn fight over the history of their relationship. As BoJack and the only remaining staff member try to figure out how to cook for a food critic, Princess Carolyn briefly leaves, but cannot resist coming back to save him. They order the food critic to leave when she reveals herself to be a Tumblr blogger, and BoJack admits that he loves Princess Carolyn but refuses to rehire her.

10. It's You

Mr. Peanutbutter is given the opportunity to host the Oscar nomination announcements, but loses the envelope containing the nominees after he gets distracted when he learns that his brother is recovering well from surgery. He and Todd try to come up with a new list of nominees from scratch, and while Mr. Peanutbutter picks BoJack for a Best Actor slot, Todd is reluctant. Princess Carolyn's competent assistant Judah Mannowdog suggests that she use the agency's financial struggles as an excuse to temporarily shut it down and live her life; she asks Ralph out on a second date, to which he agrees. BoJack throws a party at his house to celebrate his nomination despite Diane warning him that it will not make him happy, and he drives his new Tesla through his window and into his pool when he realizes Ana does not actually care about him beyond his Oscar campaign. Mr. Peanutbutter saves him from drowning and explains that he was not actually nominated like they had assumed. BoJack confronts Todd on not wanting him to win, admitting that he slept with Emily in the process. Enraged, Todd tells BoJack that he cannot keep blaming other things for his faults, telling him that, ultimately, "it's you."

11. That's Too Much, Man!

BoJack convinces Sarah Lynn to break her sobriety and go on a bender with him. They binge Horsin' Around and goes to one of her sobriety meetings, where he rambles about his misdeed with Penny before blacking out. Through a series of blackouts, he tries to make amends with all of the people in his life, including Ana, who tells him a story where the moral is that some people cannot be saved. He and Sarah Lynn drive to Oberlin to see if Penny Carson is alright, but his appearance only distresses her after she seemed fine prior to their visit. BoJack and Sarah Lynn snort BoJack brand heroin and watch her win an Oscar in a dingy motel room; Sarah Lynn admits that it does not make her happy and she hates her famous life. They go to the planetarium at her request, where BoJack promises her that things will be fine. She falls asleep in his arms and remains unresponsive when he tries to wake her. Guest Starring: Wiz Khalifa as himself

12. That Went Well

In 2007, BoJack approaches Sarah Lynn after a show, and she vents to him before he uncaringly asks her to guest star on The BoJack Horseman Show, visibly wounding her. In the present, Sarah Lynn dies of an overdose, leaving BoJack guilt-stricken, and he decides to do Bradley's show. Princess Carolyn decides to open the agency back up but work as a manager instead of an agent. Diane gets a job at a company run by Ralph's sister, who hires her because she is impressed by her speaking out against Hank Hippopopalous. Martindale crashes the Escape From L.A. into a boat full of spaghetti, and Mr. Peanutbutter, whose house is full of strainers from a failed business venture, utilizes Todd's cab company to save the day, giving him plentiful job opportunities. He is approached by his first wife Katrina, who wants to use his new popularity to have him run for governor. Todd dissolves the company and becomes a millionaire. He takes Emily out to lunch, accidentally tipping the waitress his new fortune in the process, and admits he may be asexual despite not knowing the term. BoJack gets on well with the cast of the new show, but panics and flees when a child actress says she wants to be like him. A teenage horse girl calls Princess Carolyn looking for BoJack, who speeds his Tesla down a desert highway and lets go of the wheel for a moment, with the intention of committing suicide. He suddenly sees a pack of wild horses jogging and watches them in awe.