9. Ruthie

Complete story — includes the ending

In the distant future, a cat named Ruthie tells her class of the worst day of her ancestor Princess Carolyn's life for a school project. Courtney fires Princess Carolyn for mishandling her action movie and the wedding, the clasp on her family heirloom necklace breaks, and she miscarries again but does not have the heart to tell Ralph. She learns that her necklace is actually cheap jewelry, and that Judah Mannowdog rejected an offer to merge with another agency on her behalf, prompting her to fire him for the clandestine rejection. She goes home to her old apartment and gets drunk with Todd and the clown dentists, and breaks up with Ralph when he finds her. She goes to her office to sleep and gets a call from BoJack, who has spent the day stuck in court searching for Hollyhock's mother. After BoJack complains about his problems, Princess Carolyn reveals that "Ruthie" is a story she tells herself whenever she feels bad.