5. You Light Up My Union

Complete story — includes the ending

Thanks to Mr. Feeny's recommendation, Jack is made the new manager of the Student Union of Pennbrook, but is a bit annoyed that Eric was chosen to be his assistant manager. Jack reluctantly and worriedly asks Eric to deposit money in the bank. There, Eric meets an organ grinder with a pet monkey, who is also named Eric and learns that his pet monkey's girlfriend is in Milwaukee and he cannot afford to send for her. Eric gives the money to the organ grinder and is promised to be paid back. Jack finds out about the lost money, and belittles Eric. He takes Jack's words to heart and promises to be the most efficient person. Jack later loses money, too, and Eric becomes furious at Jack for being so harsh when he also made the same mistake. Jack finally realizes Mr. Feeny's idea for Jack to rub off of Eric, but he soon explains that his plan for them for rub off of each other. Meanwhile, Rachel starts to get annoyed because Shawn and Cory are always staying at her apartment, eating all of their food, go through her underwear drawer, read her diary, and come and go as they please, because Topanga gave them the key. Angela and Topanga disregard Rachel's complaints saying "they're just being cute." To get even, Rachel comes out of her bedroom wearing only her purple lingerie, which angers Topanga and Angela, because Cory and Shawn seem to care more about Rachel's sexy body than about them. The girls reconcile, with Topanga and Angela promising to not let their boyfriends come anytime they want. Guest stars: Jack Axelrod as Organ Grinder, Lou Felder as Bank Manager, Bill Stevenson as Loan Officer, Jennifer Griffin as the Woman Absent: Betsy Randle as Amy Matthews, Lindsay Ridgeway as Morgan Matthews, William Russ as Alan Matthews