17. Dr. Phyllis Show

Complete story — includes the ending

Drake and Josh have been constantly arguing more than usual, including late at night. Fed up with being awoken due to their bickering, Megan books her brothers as guests on the Dr. Phyllis Show (a parody of Dr. Phil ), hoping that its eponymous hostess ( Gabrielle Carteris ) can end their feud once and for all. On the show, Dr. Phyllis has the boys reminisce about fights they have had in the past. When Josh mentions that Drake once dated a girl named "Hot" Liza Tupper to make his ex-girlfriend Tori jealous (from the episode "Playing the Field") as an example of how Drake takes advantage of everyone, Drake confirms that the story is true and insults Liza by calling her "dumb" and "a bad kisser". Liza Tupper, however, happens to be Dr. Phyllis's daughter, sending Dr. Phyllis in such a rage that she physically attacks Drake on air, and even attacks Josh when he tries to stop her. Once they return home, the brothers realize that they were only recalling the bad memories they have had together, even though they have had plenty of good memories as well. Drake and Josh then reconcile after reminiscing on the good times they have had, but soon end up in another heated argument as a result of a small beverage mix-up. Upon hearing this, Megan furiously sets off an incapacitating agent -laden smoke bomb to render her brothers unconscious and finally have some peace and quiet.