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Chandler and Monica undergo fertility testing and are surprised to encounter Janice. Chandler is afraid of ejaculating in a cup. Once they return, they find out that they can't get pregnant. Meanwhile, Rachel makes an appointment at a massage place. Phoebe tells her the place is horrible and rips up Rachel's certificate. Rachel tapes the certificate back together and goes to the massage place against Phoebe's wishes, but she doesn't know that Phoebe actually works there. In multiple attempts, Phoebe tries to act Swedish and Scottish but Rachel eventually finds out and convinces her to be true to herself. But Phoebe's greed for money gets the best of her and she doesn't quit. Joey needs help advancing in his relationship with Charlie, and turns to Ross for advice. Guest star: Maggie Wheeler as Janice Litman-Goralnik
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