Plot summary
The women set each other up on blind dates for their "fake" birthdays. Their plans backfire when Victoria goes out with a nice guy ( Richard Burgi ), but finds out he has a conjoined twin brother ( Patrick Fabian ). Melanie goes out with a guy that resembles Jesus ( Vincent Ventresca ) and gets so nervous that she makes holy jokes. Joy dates a guy ( Frank Caliendo ) who is brutally boring, except when he does celebrity impersonations such as Robert De Niro, Sean Connery and William Shatner. Elka goes out with a rich fellow ( Steve Lawrence ), but discovers he only likes her because she acted stupid.
The waiter ( John Mahoney ) tries to help with the dates, but it turns out that he was ruining them and winds up going out with Elka, revealing the truth about Melanie's date, and breaking up Joy's date by setting him up with somebody else. The episode ends with everybody relaxing and having fun...until the second conjoined twin who was flirting with Joy ends up in trouble with his wife.
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Hot in Cleveland season 2. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.