Plot summary
A rare bottle of wine is found in the cellar of the Montecito, and Ed decides to auction it off. However, after a case has been bought by one of Sam's whales, the wine is discovered to be fake. Ed, Danny and Mike must find the authentic wine before the press finds out what happened. Meanwhile, Mike has to deal with the senior citizens' convention, specifically the senior women who decide to frolic around Bella Petto – the Montecito's topless pool. Delinda is having a lot of fun with a new sex toy, the Frisky Ferret, much to Danny's dismay.
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