11. Skwisklok

Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" Pay Per View guitar workshop, inspiring the rest of Dethklok sign endorsement deals out of jealousy. Skwisgarr's hands are encased in solid crystal oxygenating hand-aquariums as a precaution prior to the show, but they become locked. In an attempt to remove them, he lubricates his hands with barbecue sauce before licking them; he then realizes that the sauce contains cilantro which he is allergic to. His hands and tongue swell up immediately before the live show. Throughout the workshop he is unintelligible and completely unable to play his guitar. However, due to his overwhelming popularity, he is determined to "reinvent the instrument" and fans mimic his moves by stroking the guitar with stiff fingers. Guest voice: King Diamond of the eponymous band