Plot summary
Toki and Skwisgaar are looking at a video, that Nathan recommended, of a man sucking his own penis, they all conclude that everything they do is really an attempt to get someone else to do that for them, and if they could do it themselves, they could retire from music. Murderface interrupts this discussion with a fire drill, explaining he was recently elected as Fire Chief of the band in a unopposed election. Meanwhile Mr. Selatcia and Vater Orlaag are discussing General Crozier's recent promotion to chief of all US military operations.
Orlaag refers to Selatcia as "master" before asking what they will do about Crozier, to which Selatcia responds, "I will enlighten him." In a meeting of world leaders, it is revealed Dethklok is now the world's 7th largest economy and the underdeveloped countries are dependent on the band succeeding. This is threatened the terrorist group The Revengencers, who General Crozier promises on his life to stop. After the concert, the band holds a party at Mordhaus, which is ended by the Revengencers' attack using an energy weapon against the Mordhaus.
Offedensen launches his squad of Klokateers while Murderface as Fire Chief leads people inside Mordhaus to safety. Pickles and Skwisgaar rush to save the master copy of the record they just recorded as Nathan is dragging a drunk Toki out to safety. The Revengencers begin attacking Mordhaus by land as General Crozier watches the chaos from a helicopter. Skwisgaar and Pickles successfully fend off the minions using their instruments as weapons. Offedensen's charge on the energy weapon takes heavy casualties but successfully destroys the weapon; he then attempts to escape on a hover-cycle with the Metal Masked Assassin in hot pursuit, but is shot by the nameless teenager.
Crozier then knocks out the teenager with the butt of a shotgun, before being confronted by Orlaag and Selatcia. Selatcia then says, "I'm going to show you something because you need to know" before placing his hand on Crozier's forehead. We then see through Crozier's eyes flashes of five planets and stone tablets representing the five members of Dethklok, as well as a figure reminiscent of Selatcia wearing elaborate bone armor, while a voice ominously says, "You are mine now." Selatcia and Orlaag disappear, leaving Crozier whose eyes are now glowing red.
Edgar Jomfru corners Skwisgaar and Pickles with a shotgun, prompting Pickles to admit that he managed to suck his own penis and because of this he is prepared to die. Edgar remembers his life before his brother's death, when he lived for Dethklok and is unable to pull the trigger before being set upon and mercilessly beaten by Klokateers. Meanwhile, Offdensen is being furiously beaten by the assassin, who does not kill him immediately, explaining, "I want you to stay alive as I torture you, I want you to feel the pain." Nathan incapacitates him with a flaming log, saying, "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." The band has survived, but Offdensen's injuries may be too severe for him to survive, and Mordhaus is burnt to the ground.
Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse, Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy and Laraine Newman Songs included: "Black Fire Upon Us" Notes: Episode also known as "Black Fire Upon Us"; Episode sometimes divided into two parts (listed as episode 19 and 20)
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