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Due to Jimmy's escape, Caputo demands that the COs start monitoring the inmates more closely, and he imposes a minimum quota for shots written. Vee's girls continue to exchange cigarettes for contraband; Taystee gives Nicky a cigarette in exchange for postage stamps for Vee, while Red smuggles in styling products for Sophia in exchange for maintaining her hair color. Poussey refuses to involve herself in Vee's business, though Nicky encourages her to get on Vee's good side. The Spanish girls continue to request contraband from Bennett. Sick of being taken advantage of, Bennett threatens them with shots.

Daya, Flaca, and Morello help contribute to Piper's prison newspaper. Polly and Larry have sex. When Jimmy is given compassionate release from the prison, Piper is horrified to learn that she is to be taken to the bus station and left there. Flashback: Black Cindy works as an airport security guard. Regularly searching through people's bags, Cindy steals an iPad for her sister's birthday. Her "sister" is later revealed to be her biological daughter.