9. Where My Dreidel At

With the help of Cal and CO Bayley, Piper's used-panties business is a rousing success. Prisoners continue to obsess over Suzanne's comically pornographic serial novel. Red is humiliated over the disgusting cafeteria food. A rabbi quizzes prisoners about their alleged devotion to committed Jewish beliefs, resulting in a short list of approved kosher meals. A nude Stella chats with a visibly impressed Piper in the bathroom, and they later share a kiss. Mendoza and Sophia clash again when Michael is arrested on battery charges; Sophia learns that Mendoza's son fled the scene.

Outside of the prison, Coates kisses Pennsatucky. Leanne bullies Soso and acts as the self-appointed vocal leader of Norma's spiritual group. Norma unsuccessfully tries to teach kindness and tolerance to Leanne. After Lolly breaks a window in a shed, Alex notices that a large shard of glass has vanished from the debris. To her horror, Alex discovers Lolly's notebook. Flashback: Leanne breaks free from her Amish roots only to be arrested for possession of meth while attempting to return to her family.