Plot summary
Mikey hits a low spot and drops out of school to become a musician. Appearances by Ziggy Marley and Kool Moe Dee. Features another Ferris Bueller reference. The episode title is a pun on the catchphrase, "Close, but no cigar." Guest starring Robert M. Bouffard as Delinquent, Irina Cashen as Little Girl, Macka Foley as Gym Coach, Robert Greenberg as Teacher No. 1, Wynn Irwin, Mina Kolb as Aunt Celia, Alla Korot as Mary Lou Connor, Rodney Allen Rippy as Student.
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, List of Parker Lewis Can't Lose episodes. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.