Plot summary
After a number of thefts at Mondo Video, Parker hits on the idea of hiring Kube (now 280lbs) as a security guard. However Kube takes the job too seriously and scares all the customers off so Parker is given the job of firing him. Jerry falls for a girl who likes Mikey, so he changes his image to that of Mikey. Ozzy Osbourne appearance. The episode title is a play on the nickname "rent-a-cop" for security guard. Guest starring B.J. Barie as Badge, Robert M. Bouffard as Delinquent, Robert Cavanaugh as Tim, Robby George as Student, Dani Lee as Gina Lang, Gary McGurk as Officer Donovan, Rodney Allen Rippy as Rodney, Paul Wiley as Reverend Rafferty, Suzy Broad as Student (uncredited), Poli Marichal as Sketch Artist (uncredited), William Winckler as Frightened Teen (uncredited).
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, List of Parker Lewis Can't Lose episodes. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.