Plot summary
Audrey is put off by Jeff frequently reminiscing about his T-shirts ' significance in connection with events he enjoyed in the 1980s. She wonders if his best times in life were before he met her and turns his shirts into a quilt. Jen discovers and then worries about Adam's previous history with Polynesian girlfriends, and confronts him when a Polynesian waitress ( Jessica Rey ) feeds him poi. Russell believes he has the perfect girl in Jessie ( Maggie Lawson ) when she very frequently makes double entendres, thinking that he will soon be having sex with her. He thinks differently when he realizes she is not doing it on purpose and they do not have sex, so he stops seeing her.
Credits
Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Rules of Engagement season 1. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.