Plot summary
After finding out that the raw milk of Bob's that he used in his coffee is expensive, Johnny decides to get into the raw milk business. Alexis says she can source some through her ex-boyfriend Ted, but misremembers 12 pints as 12 "things" and ends up getting much more than they wanted (12 ten-gallon milk churns ). They plan to try and sell the milk anyway with Roland's help but get pulled over by cops. Roland's nervous attitude prompts the officers to search the truck and force them to dump the raw milk out because unpasteurized milk is illegal. David helps Jocelyn, Moira's opponent in the town council elections, select a wardrobe, which upsets Moira, who accuses her son of "stabbing her in the back".
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Schitt's Creek season 2. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.