Plot summary
Jerry is avoiding clingy childhood friend Joel Horneck, but gets blindsided by a call and must suffer through Horneck's company. George suggests that he break up with Horneck as if he were a woman, so Jerry goes through a textbook breakup that quickly results in guilt and reconciliation. Jerry betrays George by taking back an invitation to a Knicks game so Horneck can go. Kramer looks for investors to open a pizza place where customers do all the cooking.
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Seinfeld season 1. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.