S3E9 · The Nose Job

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.

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George cannot look past his loving girlfriend Audrey ( Susan Diol )'s conspicuously large nose. When Kramer tactlessly suggests a nose job, George uses this as cover to encourage her, but, when the surgery collapses Audrey's nose, he is horrified and unsympathetic. Jerry hooks up with a beautiful woman, Isabel ( Tawny Kitaen ), and becomes both intellectually repulsed and carnally addicted at the same time. Kramer enlists Elaine's help to reclaim the jacket that he relinquished to his mother's ex-boyfriend.

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