S3E13 · The Subway

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man. Elaine's train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a lesbian wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in traffic violations.

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One morning, everyone sets out on the subway. George, dressed up for a job interview, passes himself off as successful, and abandons his plans, to impress an attractive woman ( Barbara Stock ). Elaine is due at a lesbian wedding as the best man, but ends up stuck on a fully-packed and stopped train. Jerry, failing to tempt anyone to join him on a rare trip to Coney Island to reclaim his car, ends up bonding with an overweight nudist ( Ernie Sabella ). Kramer overhears an insider tip for a racehorse bet, winning a hefty payout that attracts unsavory attention.

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