Plot summary
George is broke and must move back home with his deranged parents, but gets scouted as a hand model by dumb luck, and becomes a prima donna. Jerry and Elaine meet Kramer's fashion designer and "low talker" girlfriend Leslie. Nodding along to Leslie's inaudible conversation, Jerry unwittingly agrees to promote her puffy stereotypical pirate shirt, by wearing it on The Today Show while helping Elaine promote a Goodwill benefit. Jerry fumes as he becomes the butt of many pirate jokes.
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Seinfeld season 5. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.