Plot summary
Jerry gets a dry-cleaning discount that extends to family members, inspiring him and his girlfriend Meryl ( Courteney Cox ) to amorously roleplay as husband and wife. Elaine is intrigued by mixed romantic signals from a health club member, Greg, but she is caught between her pursuit of Greg and Greg's threat to expel George from the club for urinating in a shower. Kramer gets his quilt dry cleaned, leaving him sleep-deprived and pale just as he needs to meet his black girlfriend's family. Jerry regrets rushing into a pretend marriage too soon, and adulterously gives his discount to another woman.
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