Plot summary
The Yankees hire a secretary for George, and he chooses a bookish woman to avoid sexual temptations. Elaine must return a wide-girthed dress to Barneys, and suspects that they used skinny mirrors to fool her into buying it. Kramer writes Uma Thurman 's phone number on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket, while Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes. Kramer sells the clothes off his back to Kenny Bania with Jerry's ticket inside just as Jerry needs to settle his dry cleaning accounts. George falls for his secretary's clerical acumen, and, in the throes of passion, promises her a raise despite having no authority to do so.
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Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, Seinfeld season 6. HTML formatting and reference markers removed.