Plot summary
Jerry's healthy grapefruit breakfast squirts into George's eye, which develops an involuntary wink in irritation. George fails to vouch for coworker Mr. Morgan's conduct due to his conspiratorial winking. While George has custody of a birthday card the Yankees signed for Steinbrenner, Kramer takes George's wink as invitation to sell the card, which gets bought for a young fan in the hospital. In order to fake a meat-heavy diet for his girlfriend's approval, Jerry finds outlandish hiding places for mouthfuls of meat. While dating her wake-up caller, Elaine hides out at his home overnight from a pack of dogs.
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