Plot summary
Early is trying to teach Rusty to be tough and trash talk. Sheriff shows up and weighs in. When Early mentions Road House, Sheriff informs the Cuylers that Patrick Swayze is in town. Sheriff introduces an enthusiatic Early to a bald, overweight double-amputee claiming to be Swayze. Early asks "Swayze" to beat Rusty up, and "Swayze" assents, but proceeds to start singing and dancing with Rusty. Early invites "Swayze" to stay at their home. Rusty suspects he is a fraud and tries to enlighten his father. Sheriff then brings the real Patrick Swayze to the Cuyler home (albeit mistaking him for an impostor), and the false Swayze promptly kills the real Swayze. A pizza delivery man shows up, and "Swayze" challenges him to fight. Early encourages Rusty to fight the delivery driver, and Early begins dancing with him. "Swayze" departs, stealing the delivery man's car.
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