Plot summary
Early wears his "party hat" – which depicts a donkey erection – to church, upsetting the Pastor. Pastor burns the hat on a pyre and admonishes Early. Early attempts to steal the church's loudspeakers, but is crushed when a speaker falls on him. He begins ascending to Heaven, but awakens. The experience leaves him born-again. Early proceeds to live a more spiritual life, speaking in tongues, carrying snakes, and proselytizing (in tongues). He chains himself to a sculpture of the Ten Commandments in front of a courthouse to prevent its removal. Jesus appears and explains to him that the statue is just a beer advertisement and asks Early to stop talking about him. In exchange, Jesus performs a miracle for Early, changing the pouring rain into barrel-aged single-malt whiskey. Guest appearance: Fred Armisen as Squid Jesus.
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