Plot summary
Granny and Early enter a study for Pitchatentix, an erectile dysfunction drug. After reading Prosperity's handout about the drug's side effects (e.g. light emitting from all orafices), Rusty decides to stay in cosmetics with Devin, a college student who works at the testing facility. Rusty realizes there's no upside to switching to drug trials and points this out to Early. Guest appearances: Amber Nash as Prosperity and Tara Ochs. Theme song performer: Father John Misty
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