Plot summary
Cammy ( Jane Horrocks ) and Ford ( Ewan McGregor ) are a loving couple who try to make a living as criminals in London. Their ineptitude with a life of crime leaves them trying to rob a bank that turns out to be abandoned, and then failing to rob a petrol station when a gang of bikers beat them to it. Having had enough of Ford's ineptitude and attitude towards her, Cammy decides to leave him. She meets the attractive Jimmy Pickett ( Colin Salmon ) in a bar and brings him home, but is soon reminded why she and Ford are perfect for each other.
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